The Star War. Rian Johnson breaks canon and cancels the universe.

 See what happens when Hyper-Drive is weaponized!

THE STAR WAR! One of the most EXPLOSIVE controversies around Star Wars: The insufferable Woke Vice-Admiral Holdo, a purple-haired-pill, single-handedly destroys the (Star Wars) universe! Of course, she’s just the puppet to self-delusional Rian Johnson, who single-handedly killed off a multi-billion-dollar empire. Of course, he was enabled by Disney LucasFilm under the helm of Emperor Kathleen Kennedy. It all went nuclear, but What was the real instrument of mass destruction? A corruption of canon! Any war in the stars became useless and meaningless once it was written that hyper-drive could be weaponized. Equipped with hyper-drive, any ship can drop out of hyperspace in front of its target and then resume hyper-drive. Boom! Game Over! Do any of these writer/directors read or respect the stories that came before? What’s more outrageous is their patting themselves on the back for their genius! What a hyper-cringe-mess. (And please, someone take that flat-iron away from her hair-stylist.)

 

Who (or what) is Gas Light Station!?

 

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We are "Equal Opportunity Offenders." Satire: our way of life. Parody: the tool of our trade. Irony: our nectar. We thrive on laughter/fun to nudge consciousness in tiny steps towards higher awareness. We have fun with anyone who is a scold. From the religious right to the wokester left, we hate being told what to do/believe! Present campaign: playing with the "Woke as a Weapon" warriors. If you can't take a joke...you're the perfect target! We are troublemakers and Buddhists. Chew on that koan! 

"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles." ~Anonymous

"Totalitarian systems are notably devoid of humor at every level. Laughter, which brings acceptance and freedom, is a threat to their rule through force and intimidation. It is hard to oppress people who have a good sense of humor. ... Beware the humorless, whether in a person, institution, or belief system; it is always accompanied by an impulse to control and dominate, even if its proclaimed objective is to create prosperity or peace." ~"Power Versus Force" by David R. Hawkins