Dateline: Who Killed Star Wars?

 

Watch this parody of DATELINE that investigates the demise of the Star Wars Empire!

Date Line’s an award-winning news magazine with classic story-telling, often revolving around murder mysteries. How befitting (or ironic) then, that we need to investigate the demise of one of the greatest, classic stories ever told. Who Killed Star Wars? Although, it’s not much of a mystery, investigative journalism will reveal many of the suspects. From Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy to J.J. Abrams and Bob Iger. One thing’s for sure, it’s all happened after Disney acquired LucasFilm. Even Academy Award Winning Editor of Star Wars, Marcia Lucas, says: “They Killed Star Wars!” My how the mighty have fallen. What happened to the once great empire?

Mirror, Mirror, on Disney's Bob Iger's Wall!

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Who would have thought that Snow White, the very first fairy tale chosen by Walt Disney himself, to be the very first animated feature, ever, and essentially birth the Disney Company as we know it today, could become so controversial? And, in this era of hyper-awareness to cultural appropriation, one might think that race swapping the young lady whose “skin is white as snow” would surely be foolhardy. What is going on over at that magic kingdom? Who is advising this kingdom “nowadays?” You’d think they’d have a knowledgeable magic mirror of their own. Even a Magic Eight Ball would likely do better! Bob Iger actually returned to “right the ship!” ‘seems kind of silly since he steered it towards the rocks several years back. Mr. Iger, who is clear a genius at acquisitions, hasn’t fared so well in keeping those “catches” alive and well. With Kathleen Kennedy opening a can of “woke a$$” on Star Wars, and Rachel Zegler running the beloved story of Snow White into the ground, poor Bob Iger just can’t seem to catch a break!  #snowwhite #rachelzegler #antiwoke