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Thursday, November 9, 2023

The Star War. Rian Johnson breaks canon and cancels the universe.


 See what happens when Hyper-Drive is weaponized!

THE STAR WAR! One of the most EXPLOSIVE controversies around Star Wars: The insufferable Woke Vice-Admiral Holdo, a purple-haired-pill, single-handedly destroys the (Star Wars) universe! Of course, she’s just the puppet to self-delusional Rian Johnson, who single-handedly killed off a multi-billion-dollar empire. Of course, he was enabled by Disney LucasFilm under the helm of Emperor Kathleen Kennedy. It all went nuclear, but What was the real instrument of mass destruction? A corruption of canon! Any war in the stars became useless and meaningless once it was written that hyper-drive could be weaponized. Equipped with hyper-drive, any ship can drop out of hyperspace in front of its target and then resume hyper-drive. Boom! Game Over! Do any of these writer/directors read or respect the stories that came before? What’s more outrageous is their patting themselves on the back for their genius! What a hyper-cringe-mess. (And please, someone take that flat-iron away from her hair-stylist.)