Disney Star Wars Girl Branding and the All New, Top Secret Replacement for the Death Star!

 

See the Star Wars "Convocation!"

The talk of the town is all about “The Marvels” and how the Marvel Cinematic Universe went woke and has become a girl brand. A lot of men, while merely “calling it out” by stating the obvious/facts, are getting called misogynists. Look at the S-Storm Chris Gore got on TwitterX by saying that Disney is essentially a “Girl Brand” and their films are going to lose S-Loads of money converting boy-brands into girl-brands. It was clear, long before the MCU went M-SHE-U, that Star Wars was undergoing gender de-affirming surgery and went totally “girl brand.” Movie after movie and then show after show became femme-centric. Mary-Sues filled out the leads and diverse casts seemed to just be stuck in to fill an agenda rather than a story. And that just didn’t serve (or offer respect to) anyone very well. And the fanbase can hardly wait to see what the Acolyte is going to dish out. We already got quite the earful from Jody Turner-Smith and Leslie Headland at the Star Wars Celebration. There’s no mistaking they want the (perceived) Patriarchy gone, and queer sensibilities “reflected” in the Acolyte. And just how did Headland (Harvey Weinstein’s ex-assistant) ever get installed to helm a Star Wars show? (Thanks Kathleen Kennedy.) It occurs to most actual fans that she either’s never seen or at least doesn’t respect the material. ‘time to satirically dish out a little disrespect of our own in this imaginary Star Wars Convocation which reveals the all-new, brilliant, female-writer’s answer to the continuous reappearance of the Death Star. We hope this will underline that this ultimately is not about feminization. It’s about bad-feminization, misplaced intentions, and really bad film-making, writing, and directing.

The Star War. Rian Johnson breaks canon and cancels the universe.

 See what happens when Hyper-Drive is weaponized!

THE STAR WAR! One of the most EXPLOSIVE controversies around Star Wars: The insufferable Woke Vice-Admiral Holdo, a purple-haired-pill, single-handedly destroys the (Star Wars) universe! Of course, she’s just the puppet to self-delusional Rian Johnson, who single-handedly killed off a multi-billion-dollar empire. Of course, he was enabled by Disney LucasFilm under the helm of Emperor Kathleen Kennedy. It all went nuclear, but What was the real instrument of mass destruction? A corruption of canon! Any war in the stars became useless and meaningless once it was written that hyper-drive could be weaponized. Equipped with hyper-drive, any ship can drop out of hyperspace in front of its target and then resume hyper-drive. Boom! Game Over! Do any of these writer/directors read or respect the stories that came before? What’s more outrageous is their patting themselves on the back for their genius! What a hyper-cringe-mess. (And please, someone take that flat-iron away from her hair-stylist.)

 

Dateline: Who Killed Star Wars?

 

Watch this parody of DATELINE that investigates the demise of the Star Wars Empire!

Date Line’s an award-winning news magazine with classic story-telling, often revolving around murder mysteries. How befitting (or ironic) then, that we need to investigate the demise of one of the greatest, classic stories ever told. Who Killed Star Wars? Although, it’s not much of a mystery, investigative journalism will reveal many of the suspects. From Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy to J.J. Abrams and Bob Iger. One thing’s for sure, it’s all happened after Disney acquired LucasFilm. Even Academy Award Winning Editor of Star Wars, Marcia Lucas, says: “They Killed Star Wars!” My how the mighty have fallen. What happened to the once great empire?

Who (or what) is Gas Light Station!?

 

 Watch the trailer.

We are "Equal Opportunity Offenders." Satire: our way of life. Parody: the tool of our trade. Irony: our nectar. We thrive on laughter/fun to nudge consciousness in tiny steps towards higher awareness. We have fun with anyone who is a scold. From the religious right to the wokester left, we hate being told what to do/believe! Present campaign: playing with the "Woke as a Weapon" warriors. If you can't take a joke...you're the perfect target! We are troublemakers and Buddhists. Chew on that koan! 

"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles." ~Anonymous

"Totalitarian systems are notably devoid of humor at every level. Laughter, which brings acceptance and freedom, is a threat to their rule through force and intimidation. It is hard to oppress people who have a good sense of humor. ... Beware the humorless, whether in a person, institution, or belief system; it is always accompanied by an impulse to control and dominate, even if its proclaimed objective is to create prosperity or peace." ~"Power Versus Force" by David R. Hawkins

Mirror, Mirror, on Disney's Bob Iger's Wall!

 Watch the Mirror Mirror Video.

Who would have thought that Snow White, the very first fairy tale chosen by Walt Disney himself, to be the very first animated feature, ever, and essentially birth the Disney Company as we know it today, could become so controversial? And, in this era of hyper-awareness to cultural appropriation, one might think that race swapping the young lady whose “skin is white as snow” would surely be foolhardy. What is going on over at that magic kingdom? Who is advising this kingdom “nowadays?” You’d think they’d have a knowledgeable magic mirror of their own. Even a Magic Eight Ball would likely do better! Bob Iger actually returned to “right the ship!” ‘seems kind of silly since he steered it towards the rocks several years back. Mr. Iger, who is clear a genius at acquisitions, hasn’t fared so well in keeping those “catches” alive and well. With Kathleen Kennedy opening a can of “woke a$$” on Star Wars, and Rachel Zegler running the beloved story of Snow White into the ground, poor Bob Iger just can’t seem to catch a break!  #snowwhite #rachelzegler #antiwoke